So today I filled out an application for Safeway, the main grocery chain in this part of the country. It would technically be my 3rd job, if I get it.
What are my other 2 jobs, you eagerly ask? Well that's a long story, of course. But long stories generally make for good blog-fodder (or so I've been told). 'Course I could save the long version for another time... Which I think might be a good idea in this case. The last 5 years of my life will wait. Sorry, didn't mean to get your hopes up.
The short answer - I work as a chiropractic assistant and I tutor the chiropractor's daughter in physics and algebra. Voilà!
To further clarify; yes, I am a chiropractor, but I'm still waiting on passing the final board exam before I can apply for my license. I graduated from college (after 4 years) in June of 2010.
Have I mentioned yet that I know all the words to American Pie?
For point of reference, there's a lot more to that song than just the death of those three musicians. http://understandingamericanpie.com/vs1.htm
It's always good to have a solid point of reference, don't you think? I mean...if you saw a picture of a chihuahua and you had never seen a chihuahua before... Well, first off, you'd probably pronounce it "chee who ah who ah" ...assuming it had a caption describing the breed. But then, you'd have no idea it's a tiny dog! Now, if there was a big old doberman next to it, then you'd be like "A-HA! That's a TINY dog!" Moment of revelation and your life is changed completely. Well, in regards to the dog world, at least...
BTW, in starting this blog-thing, I am reminded of something I just recently learned (like, yesterday). It is now more correct to only put one space after the end of a sentence. ....I'll let that sink in a bit...
Yeah. Not two spaces anymore. One. *eyes my sentences* Well, how the bloody hell am I going to change a 30 year old habit? Okay okay...25 year habit? ARGH!
Wait, wait... you probably want a reference, proof of my statement, evidentiary type thing, right?
Well, I'll google for you...lazy bastard. ----> BAM! ...and MLA! (see "space after punctuation" at top)
Sometimes I'm compelled to actually laugh out loud when I type "lol" so that I'm not lying.
Is it weird that I like to put salami on nachos(e)?
(I also like to warm up the sliced salami (or salame) and then blot the greasy stuff out of it)
....more to come.